Maya: ♫ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪ Hey Mom, tell me an animal.
Me: Monkey.
Maya: OK. ♫ On that farm he had a monkey, E-I-E-I-O. With a... ♪ Hey Mom, that's not an animal. Tell me an ANIMAL.
Me: Giraffe.
Maya: OK. ♫ On that farm... ♪ Hey Mom, that's not an animal EITHER. Tell me an ANIMAL.
Me: Maya, you know monkeys and giraffes are animals, right?
Maya: No they're not, they're ZOO animals.
Me: Maya, zoo animals ARE animals.
Maya: Oh. [pause] Mom, tell me a FARM animal.
That's better...
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